![]() ![]() Only in the daily river of uproarious events, I forgot to tell you. Pheromones designed to mimic feline facial hormones? The odorless-to-humans scent broadcasting that all is well? I blinked in astonishment and slammed the atomizer into the socket. ![]() Several clicks, an auto-fill credit card number and five to seven working days later the atomizer, with its vial of synthetic cat pheromones, appeared on our porch. ![]() This began one night as I lay on your great aunt’s pink sofa with an open laptop atop my chest, sleep surfing. And had we not been overcome by Acute Rescue Shelter Enthusiasm we never would have brought home a pair (!) of 15 pound Ragdoll cats. Biff, the ankle ambushes, the doorframe scaling, the hourly shoving of progressively larger objects from higher shelves, apparently just to see? Cats thundering in terror every time we dropped a bag of frozen peas?Īnd I understand the regret. UFC smack-downs between Queen Beatrice and Mr. You must remember-the yowling tone of life just four weeks ago, the 1 a.m. And yes, with its tiny clear vial, the atomizer does resemble a scale model lava lamp or a listening device, but it is not. I know, you were perturbed to discover the atomizer plugged into the socket behind your great aunt’s cat-scarred Chesterfield sofa. ![]()
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